even though it has a real message for kids, i think that nas’ i can is one of the worse songs ever. why? because it’s sacrilage to sample beethoven’s fur elise for a rap song. so i was excited when i saw an article on slate titled please, stop turning sublime classical works into dance music, i thought that finally some music critic would go up to bat for me about the mockery hip hop makes of classical music (though on the other hand i can’t wait for tone rows to make it in). of course it was not to be, the writer was just lamenting how classical pieces were being performed faster and faster.
September 11, 2003